“The Ballad of Pedlati”

John “Pedophile” Pedlati

It’s March 8, 2023, and I am living rent free in Darren “Woody the Woodpecker” Woodruff and John Pedlati’s Head.

“The Ballad of Pedlati”

I hear people saying R’ville don’t need this man,

Cause this man named Pedlati has no fans.

What about our children and their safety in heaven’s name,

We can’t protect them with Pedlati at his game.

It’s said R’ville don’t see his plan to seek out his next prey,

Before you start to think that, let me ask you this today.

Don’t you remember how Franklin County felt that day,

To see our disgraced DA, being hauled away?

Don’t you remember when the Feds came in, Pedlati fell,

We had young boy’s going thru their own living hell.

And they say we shouldn’t worry ’bout Pedlati,

Don’t you remember?

With all the footage out there on TV

It was disturbing to say the least.

It”ll just cause embarrassment to our county is what they say, even to this day,

But if it’s up to me I’d show it everyday.

Some say I may be searching for clash,

But after his arrest I’m ready for the match.

Don’t you remember how it felt that day,

The DA was arrested and our town in disarray.

Don’t you remember?

We’ve seen the scars he left and the family’s many tears,

Thank God he was sent away, even if only for three years.

Can you remember all the young boys fears,

And their family’s left to deal with their many tears.

So don’t tell me to worry ’bout Pedlati,

The majority of the public is blind to the crime.

So its up to me to once again to rise to the occassion,

And to stand toe to toe with Pedlati to win the match.

Don’t you remember?