Hey Woodpecker!
Hey Pedlati!
Did you both know that this site is approaching one year?
To all those reading this right now. I have posted only truth, facts, and a little comical fun…..yet TRUTHFUL. The Informer has realized hurt feelings have been made, but every one of you started it, and I am the one to finish it with the truth and facts. Even when these facts of truth hurt your feelings. Remember? The truth hurts. So let’s get to this week.
I know everyone is gearing up for Christmas Parties. The informer is here to tell you that Chief Legal Counsel for the Alabama Department of Examiners of Public Accounts was contacted about Boards having Christmas Parties. This includes ALL BOARDS, no exclusions (Water and Gas Board). Remember the employee snitch at the gas department?
All boards in Russellville and Franklin County better take note! The “wannabe mayor” Darren WOODPECKER and Convicted and Registered Sex Offender and shoplifter John Fredrick PEDLATI is to thank for this. Although Woodruff attended and even invited his church family to parties while serving on the REB, and he suddenly decided it was wrong when he was removed from the REB so he got mad, got his panties scrunched in his butt crack. Who will be the next board the “wannabe mayor” and his pal Pedlai turn in? So, ALL BOARDS remember! (Oh yeah…..the other two boards are sissies, and are scared of these two dummies, and in my opinion that makes them dummies). It is a violation of the Alabama Constitution if you have a Christmas Party. On final note…don’t forget to send Woodpecker and Pedlati a Christmas Card this year, but please put money in it. They both need it desperately for their Tunica trips.
Woodruff is trying to win enough money so he can afford to move to Florida and Pedlati needs it for credit card debt. Maybe if the “preacher man” gambles enough, he will hit the big one, he will be able to help his buddy with his financial woes and still have enough left over for the offering plate next time a church lets him preach, and thats if he hasn’t ran out of churches to attend.
“PedHead of the Week”
Linda Seay
Welcome to your spotlight of the week Linda. I want to congratulate you. Linda you are the final PedHead of the Year. How does that feel?
Linda I hope all of Russellville reads this. Linda rumor has it that your business revolves around one thing. Sucking up to you…..thats all. I have called twice to ask you about getting my vehicle to detail and clean. Linda you were so ugly and nasty on the phone. The first time I was like she is having a bad day. All of us have them…..more days like that Pedlati and Woodpecker. Linda I gave you another chance, and you were the same way. Then I started to ask people about your services…..and I am better off letting someone else detail and clean my car, or do it myself. Plenty of many….yes I said that……are in Russellville. I then get a call that you are a Woodpecker and Pedlati supporter, and in my opinion that makes you a PedHead. Shame Shame. The joke is on you, and you are now a PedHead for life.
-The Informer