“A Pedophile and a Woodpecker”

Pedlati

Did the both of you miss me?

I want to thank you for the election edition of the “Pedophile Press” Pedlati. The paper saved me from having to buy toilet paper for a whole week.

Rumor has it your court date was this week. Did you get another sweetheart deal? The rumor around town is that you get so many deals…….then you take cruises or go gambling with you butt buddy Woodpecker.

Wait….Wait……I almost forgot. How are you Woodpecker? Rumor has it that the air has been taken out of your wings. A common trait when a narcissist doesn’t get their way. Woodpecker…..if it’s not about you…….then you just sit in a mood with your arms crossed thinking that “Why will Russellville not entertain me?”

Woodpecker……..the reason why is that Russellville sees you now. Russellville knows….in my opinion that you are all BARK and no BITE.

It stinks when someone like me can call you out, and you just have to sit and read it. Well…..I am here for it, and I will keep doing it as long as I need to.

How is your electric truck doing? The obsession with electricity and the REB is not healthy Woodpecker. Rumor has it that you bought an electric truck just to be around something that has the name electricity on it since you’re not a board member, and after stealing so many funds from rate payers.

I thought with all the money that you proclaim to have, and I am counting the COVID money you received to pay for your last election…..you would be in Florida by now. That’s what happens when you gamble it all away.

-The Informer