$93,576.23 is the total Woodsquatch had for his expenses while on the REB. Auditors questioned this, and contacted the REB to see if this was an error. The amount is no error Russellville. Woodsquatch overspent on things that were not even related to the nature of his job while on REB. I even went and […]
Author: theinformer
“The Ballad of Pedlati”
It’s March 8, 2023, and I am living rent free in Darren “Woody the Woodpecker” Woodruff and John Pedlati’s Head. “The Ballad of Pedlati” I hear people saying R’ville don’t need this man, Cause this man named Pedlati has no fans. What about our children and their safety in heaven’s name, We can’t protect them […]
What’s Wrong “Woody The Woodpecker”?
The date is March 1, 2023. I am living rent free in Woodruff aka “Woody the Woodpeckers” Head. (No Pun Intended)! Woodpecker…….I have expected more out of you. Woodpecker……your boring and making me fall asleep writing this. Literally……this is too easy. I do not care how many sites you buy or make. I mean you […]
“Head and Pedlati-Both of you bore me.”
It is Sunday February 26, 2023 and I am living RENT FREE in Woodsquatch and Pedlatis Head (no pun intended Head (Woodsquatch)!
“Rent Free”
This week I found it kind of interesting and most of all funny. The top of the paper features a young man receiving an award. Congratulations to this young man, but I would not want to be on this sick man’s front page. Upon further review of the article Canida is seen below on the […]
“Rehash?-Game On!”
So Pedlati and Woodsquatch want to rehash the same article two weeks in a row. The “Pedofile Free Press” this week consisted of the REB taking over all the front page covering where “The Pedofile Free Press” had ads, and then the rest of the paper consisted of boys basketball. Remember parents….if Pilati didn’t take […]
“Head and Ped” Proudly Present the After Halftime Show
“Head and Ped” would like to thank everyone for tuning in this evening for the after half time show. The both of them have been working hard these past few months to show all of you what they have in store. They have been practicing waltzing down Jackson Avenue in downtown to show all of […]
Welcome to “HeadandPed” Bowl Weekend!
I want to welcome everyone to another weekend. It’s the one time we get to have fun with all that we hold dear. This is The most fun “Head and Ped” Will have all year. The both of them are gearing up for the after halftime show tomorrow. the halftime show is sponsored by none […]
Tall Tales of Russellville
I have heard a lot of tall tales this week. I want to share some of the tall tales I have heard, and finally have sighted. One comes from deep in the wilderness, and is sighted only in a narrcassistic way and is known as Woodsquatch (ruff ruff) and the man that has his arm […]
Pedlati, Woody (ruff ruff) and Narratives
John “Pedlati” loves to drive his own narratives when he writes in the “Franklin Pedofile Press”. He always jabbers about something irrevaant to make himself look good along with his cronies. Yes…one of those is non other than Darren “Head” Woody (ruff ruff). Let us all take a deep breath before I get “aHead” of […]