Category: Woodpecker

“To My Valentine…..Woodpecker”

Love is in the air Woodpecker. The rumor around town is that your heart beats fast when you talk about me around town. Woodpecker……this is how I can return all the the heartbeats you gave me in Russellville towards YOU. THE TRUTH! THE PROOF! Woodpecker……you go around town telling lies. Lies about your butt buddy […]

“Toilet Cleansing”

Did you miss me Head “Woodpecker” and Pedlati “Ped”? I missed you both, and I have waited patiently to come back for more. Sources indicate that the “Pedophile Press” aka Mugshots is still online and coming to mailboxes. I sure do miss my toilet paper Pedlati. Woodpecker…..Saban retired. I know you are depressed, but if […]

“Well……Yes?”

The answer is……..YES……I am still here. Woodpecker and Pedlati…..or Head and Ped. Research and Information is brewing. I hope in my opinion that you’re not gambling away your troubles, because it usually causes more trouble research shows. 2024……I BET “no pun intended” that I can top 2023. -The Informer

“Unethical Parties, and a Workout (Gambling Style!)”

Hello Woodpecker and Pedlati. How is Russellville treating you? Monday was the night that the Russellville Water and Sewer Board willingly violated the Alabama Constitution by having their yearly Christmas Party. This year it was held at Willow Oaks at the bottom of Spruce Pine Mountain. Festivities began with a wildlife tour available for all […]

“Violations, Woodpecker and Pedlati Ballads….oh yeah…a Seay on the Way Out…”

Hey Woodpecker! Hey Pedlati! Did you both know that this site is approaching one year? To all those reading this right now. I have posted only truth, facts, and a little comical fun…..yet TRUTHFUL. The Informer has realized hurt feelings have been made, but every one of you started it, and I am the one […]