Category: Woodruff

“The Ballad of Pedlati”

It’s March 8, 2023, and I am living rent free in Darren “Woody the Woodpecker” Woodruff and John Pedlati’s Head. “The Ballad of Pedlati” I hear people saying R’ville don’t need this man, Cause this man named Pedlati has no fans. What about our children and their safety in heaven’s name, We can’t protect them […]

What’s Wrong “Woody The Woodpecker”?

The date is March 1, 2023. I am living rent free in Woodruff aka “Woody the Woodpeckers” Head. (No Pun Intended)! Woodpecker…….I have expected more out of you. Woodpecker……your boring and making me fall asleep writing this. Literally……this is too easy. I do not care how many sites you buy or make. I mean you […]

“Rehash?-Game On!”

So Pedlati and Woodsquatch want to rehash the same article two weeks in a row. The “Pedofile Free Press” this week consisted of the REB taking over all the front page covering where “The Pedofile Free Press” had ads, and then the rest of the paper consisted of boys basketball. Remember parents….if Pilati didn’t take […]

“Head and Ped” Proudly Present the After Halftime Show

“Head and Ped” would like to thank everyone for tuning in this evening for the after half time show. The both of them have been working hard these past few months to show all of you what they have in store. They have been practicing waltzing down Jackson Avenue in downtown to show all of […]

Pedlati, Woody (ruff ruff) and Narratives

John “Pedlati” loves to drive his own narratives when he writes in the “Franklin Pedofile Press”. He always jabbers about something irrevaant to make himself look good along with his cronies. Yes…one of those is non other than Darren “Head” Woody (ruff ruff). Let us all take a deep breath before I get “aHead” of […]

Attention Advertisers: Taking An Ad Away Will Keep The “Ped” Away

This is a friendly reminder of who you (the advertisers) are supporting. I honestly have no clue why all of you (the advertisers) do. The whole situation has me wondering and concerned. Hmmmm….if someone supports a pedofile. What does that make them? I think the story is bigger than just “Ped”, and even more than […]