The Corruption of “Woody the Woodpecker”

Darren “Woody the Woodpecker” Woodruff (Woodsquatch)
Picture of Darren “Woody the Woodpecker” Woodsquatch in his natural habitat
Original Document of over expenditures of Woodsquatch

$93,576.23 is the total Woodsquatch had for his expenses while on the REB. Auditors questioned this, and contacted the REB to see if this was an error. The amount is no error Russellville. Woodsquatch overspent on things that were not even related to the nature of his job while on REB.

I even went and saw the documents at the REB. The documents were a slap in the face as a utility customer.

Woodsquatch has a long standing of hiding expenses. Sources that are close to his so called Petro company say thats why he cannot find a person to do the Quick book computer program/work. Sources claim his company (or so called company) says a lot of fraud and over pricing services to pad Woodsquatchs pocket book.

Think about it Russellville? This is just the beginning of everything.

The top thing is why would a business that is so called CLEAN cannot keep a person to do the books? The other thing is why would a well respected (well that’s a bit over the top) businessman support a pedofile?

I know we can all do the math, and it doesn’t add up. Woodsquatch has done nothing for the Russellville community except for bringing it into turmoil. He has done nothing for District 2, and the only thing I have seen done is place a extra 4 way stop on Oak Street because of a disgruntled old man.

Ad payers of “Pedofile Press”. This is your final warning to get your ad off of the paper. I will be calling all out. I hear Ped is giving some ads for free now, and you’re not paying for it. Well….this is your last chance to tell him to cease all ads going forward.

Remember…..Spring is a time to wash away the dirt, grime, and ready for a new season. The only dirt and grime now is Pedlati, Woodsquatch, and ad payers that support the “Pedofile Press”. Ad payers your time is coming, and coming quick.

TICK TOCK!

“The Ballad of Pedlati”

John “Pedophile” Pedlati

It’s March 8, 2023, and I am living rent free in Darren “Woody the Woodpecker” Woodruff and John Pedlati’s Head.

“The Ballad of Pedlati”

I hear people saying R’ville don’t need this man,

Cause this man named Pedlati has no fans.

What about our children and their safety in heaven’s name,

We can’t protect them with Pedlati at his game.

It’s said R’ville don’t see his plan to seek out his next prey,

Before you start to think that, let me ask you this today.

Don’t you remember how Franklin County felt that day,

To see our disgraced DA, being hauled away?

Don’t you remember when the Feds came in, Pedlati fell,

We had young boy’s going thru their own living hell.

And they say we shouldn’t worry ’bout Pedlati,

Don’t you remember?

With all the footage out there on TV

It was disturbing to say the least.

It”ll just cause embarrassment to our county is what they say, even to this day,

But if it’s up to me I’d show it everyday.

Some say I may be searching for clash,

But after his arrest I’m ready for the match.

Don’t you remember how it felt that day,

The DA was arrested and our town in disarray.

Don’t you remember?

We’ve seen the scars he left and the family’s many tears,

Thank God he was sent away, even if only for three years.

Can you remember all the young boys fears,

And their family’s left to deal with their many tears.

So don’t tell me to worry ’bout Pedlati,

The majority of the public is blind to the crime.

So its up to me to once again to rise to the occassion,

And to stand toe to toe with Pedlati to win the match.

Don’t you remember?

What’s Wrong “Woody The Woodpecker”?

“Woody The Woodpecker”

The date is March 1, 2023. I am living rent free in Woodruff aka “Woody the Woodpeckers” Head. (No Pun Intended)!

Woodpecker…….I have expected more out of you. Woodpecker……your boring and making me fall asleep writing this. Literally……this is too easy.

I do not care how many sites you buy or make. I mean you stole my name. Woodpecker your not an informer…..you’re just a wannabe. The problem is that you will have to have people write for you because you cannot put two sentences together without them making sense.

Citizens of Russellville…..if you do not believe me…….go talk to the man for five minutes.

Woodpecker is a nasty, vile, narcasstic human being.

Woodpecker and Pedlati can talk about life insurance all they want. That is something everyone has, and by sources it’s been in effect before Charles Canida was even named head of the electric board.

Russellville citizens….if this is not something that is believable…then I challenge every single one of you to go to the REB office, and I am sure they will show you any documents that you want to see. I have saw them myself, and didn’t even pay for them. The review said it all….but your going to keep going by claims and not solid facts.

We keep forgetting that an auditor even questioned Woodruff’s expenses while he was on the board, and thats why he was removed. Documents prove that also. Go to REB and look at the records yourself.

February 2013-December 2018 Woodpecker was questioned for reimbursements totaling

$93,576.23 that could not be explained by Woodpecker himself. That’s why he was removed from the board. What if someone could not explain those totals to you? Would you let him go, or continue letting him do this illegal behavior. This is a very small piece of what he has done that doesn’t even qualify Woodpecker being a Councilman. Woodpecker is nothing but a fraud, and buys a electric vehicle ( a bit two faced if you ask me), and making a living stiffing refineries, yet purchasing an Electric Vehicle.

The proof is at REB, but I bet all of you just want to keep the hate mill running. I hope you do, because it gives me a chance to expose even more on Woodpecker, Pedlati (no I’m just getting starting with you) and his following (yes I have information on all of you also). Please try me because I am literally ready to tell all. TICK TOCK!

“Rent Free”

“The Pedofile Free Press” where Canida is living rent free in Pedlati’s head”

This week I found it kind of interesting and most of all funny. The top of the paper features a young man receiving an award. Congratulations to this young man, but I would not want to be on this sick man’s front page. Upon further review of the article Canida is seen below on the picture of this young man.

Pedlati……..Mr. Charles Canida is living in your head rent free, and you have literally destroyed “The Pedofile Press” because you are consumed. The paper is small….your ego is smaller….and your writing and journalist skills are a joke. The biggest matter is that you’re still doing your best to destroy a person. I am here to make sure you’re held accountable in every single way. Woodsquatch…….your true love……is helping you also……and telling you sweet whispers throughout the night.

I challenge you……..put a paywall on your “Pedofile Press”. Charge to access it online, and for a subscription weekly to be delivered to the mailbox. I will change the name if you do. “The Pedofile Paid Press” Pedlati if you think your paper is informative….the public will buy it. Pedlati…..if you choose not to……then I know the answer to that. “The Pedofile Press” is not even worth wiping after I use the bathroom.

A final note……I see you advertisers that are on the front of the paper. Time is still on your side…….remember “Take an Ad Away to keep the Ped Away”!

“Rehash?-Game On!”

John “Pedofile” Pilati

So Pedlati and Woodsquatch want to rehash the same article two weeks in a row. The “Pedofile Free Press” this week consisted of the REB taking over all the front page covering where “The Pedofile Free Press” had ads, and then the rest of the paper consisted of boys basketball. Remember parents….if Pilati didn’t take them……it still doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have them doing who knows what while he looks at them.

Hutty…….”The Hut” bark like a seal all you want as you and Pedlati pick your noses for the camera. Hutty your nothing more than a pathetic little man that will die alone.

Be careful Pedlati…..your well documented…..but your circle of friends with the same interest as you are not. Remember I have the info and files, and will share in due time. High officials in the city that have the same sick mindset as you….YOU FREAK!

Want to go to war Pedlati? I am ready. Are you? Well…..is the “Russellville Pedofile Ring” ready? I can see the political catastrophe now. I can see every single one of you being escorted in handcuffs to federal prison for the rest of your sick and demeaning lives.

I don’t think your’e taking me seriously Pedlati and Woodsquatch? The pride comes before the fall, and that will be your final mistake.

Try me……Pedlati, Woodsquatch, Hutty, and the “Russellville Pedofile Ring”.

TICK TOCK!

On December 16, 2002, A.Y. was in a car with friends when Pilati pulled up with the police lights on his car operating. Tr. 318. Pilati specifically asked for A.Y., and A.Y. got out of the car. Tr. 318. Police arrived, arrested and handcuffed A.Y., and took him to the police station. Tr. 318-319. There, Pilati told A.Y. to take a drug test. Tr. 319. A.Y. refused, but Pilati told him that if he refused, Pilati would write him up and the write-up would go on A.Y.’s Department of Corrections record. Tr. 319, 321. A.Y. then relented, and Pilati took A.Y., still handcuffed, to the restroom for a drug test. Tr. 321, 324-325. The two were alone in the bathroom. Tr. 322. Pilati patted A.Y. down and then unbuttoned A.Y.’s pants, unzipped A.Y.’s zipper, and put his “hand down
[A.Y.’s] pants and started moving it around in [his] crotch area.” Tr. 322-323. Pilati

also “slowly stroked [A.Y.’s] testicles.” Pilati then told A.Y. to urinate into a cup and held A.Y’s penis for about 15 seconds.
3. Sentencing

At sentencing, the government argued that, as a special condition of supervised release, Pilati be ordered to register as a sex offender for his commission of a sex offense against the minor A.Y. S. Tr. 8. Pilati argued that registration under SORNA required “a specific finding that the defendant committed a sexual offense and that it must be . . . pled and proved, for the registration aspect” of the statute to be “triggered.” S. Tr. 7-8. The magistrate court disagreed and held that “[b]ased upon the evidence * * * in Count Four dealing with the minor A.Y., it is a sex offense as the court considered under the guidelines as well under 18 U.S.C. 2244. Therefore the court finds that the defendant will be required to register.” S. Tr. 9; see also S. Tr. 37.

“Head and Ped” Proudly Present the After Halftime Show

“Head and Ped” would like to thank everyone for tuning in this evening for the after half time show.

The both of them have been working hard these past few months to show all of you what they have in store.

They have been practicing waltzing down Jackson Avenue in downtown to show all of you how much this song means to them. Hud has been producing the music and choregraphing the dance, and both have been waiting to show all of you how much they want to be loved, and also the love they have for each other.

I hope you all enjoy…..it has been a pleasure being a small part of this couples endeavors.

Welcome to “HeadandPed” Bowl Weekend!

I want to welcome everyone to another weekend. It’s the one time we get to have fun with all that we hold dear.

This is The most fun “Head and Ped” Will have all year. The both of them are gearing up for the after halftime show tomorrow. the halftime show is sponsored by none other than “The hud” himself, and he’s crying tears of Joy and happiness over what “head and ped” has in store for all of you.

Tall Tales of Russellville

Woodsquatch (ruff ruff) and Pedlati
The Hut “Huddy”

I have heard a lot of tall tales this week. I want to share some of the tall tales I have heard, and finally have sighted. One comes from deep in the wilderness, and is sighted only in a narrcassistic way and is known as Woodsquatch (ruff ruff) and the man that has his arm around Woodsquatch is known as a Pedlati, only comes out for little boys

Wait…Wait…..more breaking news is happening by the second. A seal known as The Hut aka (Huddy) only knows how to (bark, bark, bark), and wants to listen to a Pedlati once a week.

I am hearing the after halftime Super Bowl Show will be quite grand this Sunday. Stay tuned this weekend.

Pedlati, Woody (ruff ruff) and Narratives

John “Pedlati” loves to drive his own narratives when he writes in the “Franklin Pedofile Press”.

He always jabbers about something irrevaant to make himself look good along with his cronies. Yes…one of those is non other than Darren “Head” Woody (ruff ruff). Let us all take a deep breath before I get “aHead” of myself. I want all of you to know the facts.

According to the “Franklin Pedofile Press”, documents that are requested have a 30 day time period before they have to be released. “Pedlati”….suck it up, and deal with it. REB is not on your timetable, because they are not a state agency which I will explain below. I know “Pedlati” can complain about the cost “blah, blah, blah”, but you have no control over it. I do not care if you want to give away your public records for free…..oh wait….they are public on the sex offender registry. This is called facts! Pedlati….if you were a real journalist…..then you would search for the facts, and write them. Pedlati…..your not going to do that though because you are a sick and deprived individual. So here….everyone here are the facts.

According to WAFF….here is the link everyone if you want to read it in full.

https://www.waff.com/2023/01/31/ivey-issues-new-rules-states-open-record-request-process/

The governor made an executive order to make public records more transparent and at a lesser cost with less time to produce the records.

This is where “Pedlati” steers away from the true narrative, and writes his own.

The governor states the executive order is for “State Agencies Only”!!! “Russellville Electric Board” or REB is not a state run agency as much as Pedlati and Woody (ruff ruff) want them to be.

He can quote Woody (ruff ruff) all he wants. I do not even think its a real quote, because if you ever have talked to Woody (ruff ruff) he cannot put 2 sentences together. Pedlati has to fix and revise everything he quotes.

Yes…Mr. Jamie Kiel was even quoted, and said pretty much what I knew he would say. He agreed with the governor, but this is for state agencies only!!!! Do you see where I am going? I know you’re not dumb “Pedlati”, or you would still be behind bars.

Pedlati wants to run his own narrative to save his hemmoraging “Franklin Pedofile Press” by saying nothing but lies. REB does not count in this narrative, and should be disreguarded as nothing but lies. Go meet with the governor Pedlati. I am sure she will meet with a pedofile thats registered on the sex offender registry.

Keep tapping those shoes Pedlati, and wait for your requested records. Do not tap too hard, because you will have to buy more shoes. When you do lie in your paper. I will call you out once again, and I might not be as nice the next time.

Pedlati…..I am here to stay and I will call you out on every false article, pictures you take at boys basketball games, politicians that support you, and the advertisers that advertise with you.

I am “the informer”, or as I said above in another post “linchpin” which your partner in crime Woody (ruff ruff) knows all too well.

Speaking of Woody (ruff ruff), Mr. Hypocrite…..since you work with gas companies at your so called business. I call on you to sell your brand new electric truck. The gas companies would be livid if you were going toward “The Green New Deal” that the liberals are pushing. I call on everyone like myself to send a letter to Exxon, Chevron, Citgo, Shell, MAPCO, BP, etc. complaining about this move. Woody (ruff ruff) does not care about you, and this will cause gas prices to rise more. The only thing Woody (ruff ruff) is after is revenge, but its personal, and the wrong lies with him. I have proof of this, and will share in due time.

Are you ready? Tick Tock…..