“Thankful”

Pedlati

Thanksgiving is a day to be thankful. Thankful for family, friends, and neighbors. I am very thankful that I do not have to live under the roof of a pedophile and narcissist. A pedophile for the obvious reasons, and a narcissist because it always is about them. A narcissist gets upset when other people take away the spotlight from them. Woodpecker…..you always want to be the center of attention, and when you’re not. Well…..you get those feelings hurt. A narcissist always plays a game with other people, and they want to make a person feel important to do actions that will only put the spotlight on Woodpecker. That is the definition of how Woodpecker acts each and every single day.

Pedlati….I haven’t forgotten about you. Rumor has it that I won’t have free toilet paper for much longer. Do you think I do not see what you are doing? I am smarter than you think, and if you think the subscription based paywall will stop me from writing the truth. Ped you are mistaken……and in my opinion it will make this site much more relevant. I hope you both have a terrible Thanksgiving. I wonder who the turkey is? Head or Ped? I will let the reader determine that. Gobble Gobble (no pun intended).

“Pedhead of the Week”

Lee Parker

Lee……when you worked for the water department. Yes….here it comes. Rumor has it that you always had a bucket of dirt, and a spray bottle in your vehicle at all times. Rumor also is that you always used that dirt and water to make yourself look dirty and sweaty just to say you were on the job, but really you were not. Lee…..you were stealing money from the rate payers in Russellville, because you never wanted to work. A bucket of dirt and a spray bottle will not make up for the slack everyone else had to pick up because of your (in my opinion) laziness. Remember……when you work do it with grace, and even though you didn’t work……you didn’t even do it with grace.

-The Informer