“Woodpecker…..Miss Me?”

Woodpecker…….I think that you may have thought I had forgotten you. Certainly not! How could I forget a narcissistic kleptomaniac.

Where are you? Are you scared of me? Woodpecker…..shutting your facebook and phony stupid website to compete with me blew up in your face. Shutting everything down has made everything so much easier.

Woodpecker, everyone sees right through you. I know Russellville knows what you aspire to be, but honestly Russellville will be no more if that happens.

Woodpecker……the so called preacher act. I cannot see how you can lay your head on your pillow at night. I am not saying God doesn’t love you, because God loves everyone. Yes……even you!

I can say this with utmost conviction. I believe God sent you on this earth to show everyone who not to look up to, and have as friends. The only person I can see looking up to you is your dog Abraham. Dogs are smart though Woodpecker, and I believe your own pet sees right through you.

Woodpecker…….you hold a small tiny part of Russellville being a councilman, and remember it’s the little things everyone sees. Campaign promises have not been delivered. The ego you possess has consumed you, and it will be your downfall.

Woodpecker you bought your position by taking advantage of people with addiction and money problems by paying them money to vote for you, and then you barely won at that. I would be ashamed, but I know it’s impossible for you.

A little advice……and I always tell the facts.

Please forget seeing a higher political office. Because….

  1. You are not as liked as you think.
  2. Your “BEST FRIEND” and cousin of a convicted pedophile who was arrested for shoplifting at Walmart and who I hear has a serious gambling problem, and filed lawsuits against two online gambling companies. ( a simple google search can find that, but a very CLOSE relative to filed those on his behalf)

Woodpecker…..you cannot hide forever.